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  • DSD…fml.

    December 14, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2

     
  • Walking by sage quad at 2am today, I pointed out a large pair of snow boobies/snow testicles that someone had made by dragging their foot through the snow. My friend dismissed them as parabolas. I considered what school I was at, and agreed.

    December 13, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +19

     
    • craig 5:55 am on December 14, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I forgot to add FML. FML

  • i walked all the way to walker lab in the freezing cold to get an assignment that wasnt there. FML

    December 12, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -5

     
  • Today, during my biochem presentation, I accidentally referred to an ‘organism’ on our group’s slide as an ‘orgasm’. The class erupted with laughter. FML.

    December 11, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +10

     
    • coper 9:31 pm on December 12, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      thats not an fml thats just mad funny, hopefully you laughed at yourself

  • The laundry machines are broken…and I’m out of underwear. FML.

    December 11, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2

     
  • ‘I graduated from rpi, got no play from girls, have 160k in loans, and no job.’ … that’s what my boyfriend posted. FML.

    December 9, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -2

     
  • PMDD…FML

    December 8, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -7

     
  • I used a #1 pencil on a scantron exam and got every answer wrong because of it. And the professor won’t let me retake it. FML.

    December 8, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -8

     
    • Anonymous 1:37 pm on December 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Where the hell did you get a #1 pencil? I’ve never seen one – oh and good job following the directions

    • coper 12:03 am on December 11, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      #1 pencils don’t exist. They’re like Santa, the tooth fairy, and a logical Glenn Beck argument.

  • RPI got to be so much that I actually cried inf ront of both my professors, and I couldn’t stop, worst was they wanted me to “talk about it” when all I wanted to leave class. FML.

    December 7, 2009 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -1

     
    • Anonymous 10:07 am on December 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      sounds like your just a faggot. cus that was a dumb fml

    • someone who actually cares 12:48 pm on December 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      stop calling people faggots…
      if someone’s posting here because they’re upset, calling them a faggot doesn’t exactly make them feel any better
      and if you really think thats a dumb fml, then your life must be really messed up

    • fresh salmon 10:38 am on December 9, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Stop crying…if you’re upset go to Dr. Phil’s website not this one.

  • It’s finals week, FML.

    December 7, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8

     
  • S.A.J. just paid millions to have a bunch of ovaries paved all over campus. thanks. fml

    December 7, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12

     
    • coper 11:53 pm on December 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      at least they’re visually appealing?

  • I’m an archie. FML.

    December 7, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -2

     
    • Anonymous 11:25 pm on December 12, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      ARCHIES YOU’RE GONNA MAKE IT!

  • I graduated from rpi, got no play from girls, have 160k in loans, and no job. FML

    December 6, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -5

     
    • coper 11:54 pm on December 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      all of which are purely your fault

  • I graduated from rpi, got no play from girls, have 160k in loans, and no job. FML

    December 6, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -6

     
  • I go to RPI. FML

    December 6, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4

     
    • coper 11:55 pm on December 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      you bitch about it on a website: Double FYL

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