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• i didnt know chinese was a pre-requisite for ALL of my classes…fml.

  December 15, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My roommate asked me when I was leaving for winter break. Sadly, that was the longest conversation I ever had with him. FML.

  December 15, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Walking by sage quad at 2am today, I pointed out a large pair of snow boobies/snow testicles that someone had made by dragging their foot through the snow. My friend dismissed them as parabolas. I considered what school I was at, and agreed.

  December 13, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • craig 5:55 am on December 14, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    I forgot to add FML. FML

• Our library isnt for studying. Its for foreigners with annoying accents to talk on their cell phones for hours while you try to study. And if you ask them to stop, they nod their head and continue talking on the phone. There is no legal way for me to force this person to stop. FML

  November 15, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 12:49 am on November 16, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    whoever voted negative obviously isnt in the library that often….either that or your foreign smd

  • Anonymous 11:39 am on November 16, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    You can just walk up to them and shut their phone. I think they will get the message.

• I skipped Halloween parties all weekend to study for an exam. My friend partied all weekend, skipped class, took the test stoned, and scored higher than I did. FML

  November 13, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I was drunk and had sex, I think I used a condom, but I’m unsure. Exhibit A is that I have an empty condom wrapper, Exhibit B is that when I pulled out it wasn’t there, I couldn’t find it at all. Either I’m a magician or a father. FML!

  November 10, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I go to a school that has it’s own fml site. FML

  November 10, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• So I woke up the other morning and my roommate was masturbating. As if this wasn’t bad enough, when I walked by I couldn’t help but notice he was jacking it to animal planet. FML

  November 11, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 2:51 pm on November 19, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    Thats awesome! what show?

• Both rooms on either side of mine in Blitman are isolation rooms. FML

  November 13, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Shitty housing plan. No squatting? Bye $5K housing grant! FML

  December 20, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +14 / -1

   

  • Anonymous 3:43 pm on December 20, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    Does not compute

• I just read all the RPI FML’s and i dont even go there.

  December 19, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today I got threatened by two 14 year old troylets. FML

  November 10, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• S.A.J. just paid millions to have a bunch of ovaries paved all over campus. thanks. fml

  December 7, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • coper 11:53 pm on December 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    at least they’re visually appealing?

• Aretha Franklin sang “Touch my Body” and I kinda wanted to. FML

  December 5, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• This morning, I arrived at my 8:00 AM Econ class and opened my laptop to start taking the Exam on LMS. My Laptop then alerted me that I was 32% of the way through Stage 1 of installing Vista SP2. 40 minutes later, I was able to start the exam. FML.

  November 17, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 4:43 pm on November 17, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    Ouch – while you’re at it…go to the VCC and just reformat to 7